Photo of a box with twine at IKEA Portland. The label reads: "Hej, need some twine? Twine is provided in these boxes for your convenience, to make sure you can bring your purchases home safely. Sorry, we don't employ any Swedish sailors here, so you'll have to tie your own knots. If you can't take it with you, let us bring it over. We can arrange delivery at reasonable rates. Just ask a co-worker for details and the price to your place."

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Stephen Weber
Geek, otaku, and public transport advocate. Knows where their coffee is.

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